Subject:semnae

This is all about: ME! Wondertastic, beautific ME.

Here's just a little something about Yanne's Twin Star, the widow to Slair, and occasional banana.

I really like peanut M&Ms. My favorite colour is iridescence. I should wear a hat when it's cold but I always forget. I like going for walkies and poking at random things. And usually I am found with a pint of beer in hand.

Now for the measurements and some basic facts.

*switching to boxing arena announcer voice*
Standing tall at only a foot high (a foot and a half on good days) and weighing in at a mere 15 pounds, this demonite is a powerhouse of hunger and cuteness.

*back to regular squeeky voice*
Honestly though, I ain't nothin' more than your average, run-of-the-mill demonite. As humble as a god and as aerodynamically paradoxical as a bee, my abilities to confound and annoy are such to be rivaled only by fire ants and telemarketers. Plus, I have the ability to make schoolgirls scream "kawaii!" at twenty paces. I blame it on my lustrous tiny scales that can change colours to match my mood.

Now for the big question: what is in my pants?

Haha! I'm not wearing pants.

Technically speaking...I'm an it. I have no genitals nor any other sort of reproductive organs. I am gender neutral, although I lean more towards the feminine end of that spectrum, so I usually go with "she/her" etc just to make things easy.

Also, I can become an inanimate object. Yeah, I know, I know, so original. But, hey, it takes genius and awesome powers to become a noun. By the by, I can "talk" while inanimate through my telepathic abilities.

And sometimes, on very rare occasions, I will wear my "grown up" form. Aka Soja. Her motto is: "A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.". However, most of the time I'm one of those rare and wacky non-yiffers. To be honest, I'm just looking for good conversation, pun filled fun, and a helpful nudge to get through that damnable writer's block.


So…yup. That's basically me in a nutshell (insert bad joke here).

Thanks for reading and feel free to chat me up.

Just don't touch my fork.

ps: that pic is stolen from some unknowing shlub. I will freely admit that I have no artistic ability whatsoever.

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