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Blah blah dark past blah blah born in a lab blah.
Age: 29, yeah. He's almost 30. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Height: Short, probably shorter than you. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Weight: Deceptively light. He's foofy, but you could probably pick him up and chuck him. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?
Sex: Yes please! I mean, male.
Orientation: He'll swing both ways sometimes. Depends on his mood. Should mention he has a thing for boobies. Also, sorry ladies. If you want babies, Z is not your man. His babby butter is about as potent as a glass of water (he's sterile).
Best way to describe him is a mishmashy cross between a koala and a fennec fox. He's got a long narrow forked tongue, and a big long fluffy tail capable of grabbing stuff. Probably big enough to hide stuff in. Yeah. He has one good eye and one "evil" eye. He'll keep that "evil" eye shut for the most part.
Usually he wears a pair of very beat up jeans that cover up his boxer-briefs, along with a black pullover hoodie. Occasionally he'll wear a pair of socks in the Tub, but only when the weather outside gets cooler.
have a rough idear of what you're dealing with (old, outdated, inaccurate etc): [warning NSFW]
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I'll add stuff if I feel like it. Big whoop, wanna fight about it?