Tobias_Greenich: (kehehehe..."Sir, it's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow!")
Art: the top 3 things that suck right now. 3. My mom is being a super uber bitch about my rent. 2. My pet is not on, and the number one thing that sucks right now is my Master is not online.
Cyo: (may she schwartz be with you)
Salaman: ?
Tobias_Greenich: (Yay moychandising!)
Cyo: (you are wise yogurt)
Cyo: (puts a spaceball helmet on tobias)
Tobias_Greenich: (Impressive...I see your schwartz is as big as mine! Now, let's see how well you handle it!)
[ Juice->CHAT: >>> Tony walks slowly into Juice->CHAT. ]
Cyo: (sorry arti baby)
Tony: Morning all!
Cyo: (thats it, im making a new pron)
Cyo: (fur wars)
Tony: (Yay! More pr0n!)
Cyo: (derraie vader)
Salaman: Hi, Tony
Z_the_Mutt: can I be mutt skyfucker?
Tobias_Greenich: (yay pr0n indeed!)
Tobias_Greenich: Heya Tony
Cyo: (auu, i wanted you to be spooda)
Z_the_Mutt: Hey! Good choice!
Tony: (Yay! Geek pr0n! )
Cyo: (all out light saber battle)
Z_the_Mutt: I can't speak right anyway, aaaaand I gots the ears for it
Tony: (Dibs on Hand Solo)
Cyo: (with glow in the dark condoms)
Cyo: (omg im writing this down)
Cyo: (ill get to work on it wednesday)
Tony: (Oh, and I am so shooting first in the cantina. )
Tobias_Greenich: (Don't forget Princess LayYa)
Cyo: (dude, yer lookin at her)
Z_the_Mutt: Cyo? Yiff?
Cyo: (merf invade her
Cyo: (Derraie Invadeher)
Kobayen: Yo, Tony ^^
Cyo: (idk, gimmie a good vader)
Tony: ( <-- Laughing his arse off IRL)
Cyo: (this is how that nurse pron started)
Z_the_Mutt: Kewl
Tony: Hi boss!
Cyo: (glow in the dark condom as lightsabre)
Cyo: (or dildos)
Kobayen: Nurse porn? Geek porn?
Z_the_Mutt: vibrators, cyo, vibrators
Cyo: (better than my LOTR pron where gollum got it on with an ent)
Cyo: (why vibes?)
Kobayen: I leave for a secto cut paper, and you guys do fun things?? >.< Unfair!
Z_the_Mutt: buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Cyo: no, its still in the planning stages
Cyo: Koba....
Cyo: Koba...
Tony: Hey we hadnt got down to it yet, my failtful wookie chum
Z_the_Mutt: Kobacca
Tobias_Greenich: (Nookies!)
Cyo: aww
Kobayen: .....
Guest47: *chewbatta
Kobayen: Ah'll go bsck to homewerks....
Cyo: ok mutt skyfuker
Cyo: Koba is yoda
Tobias_Greenich: (awww...what can I be?)
[ Juice->CHAT: Kobayen is away now: /me goes officially away ]
Tony: I'm just kidding boss.
Cyo: (wanna be Doobie wan canole?)
Cyo: Koba the Hut
Cyo: Jaba the slut
Tobias_Greenich: (Kehehehe...just for the name novelty, sure!
Cyo: ok, now who is who
Cyo: everybody state your pron name NOW
Tony: As Hand Solo, I will wrestle the Pink Dasrth Vader, many times!
[ Juice->CHAT: Cyo has changed their name to Princess_Lay_Ya ]
[ Juice->CHAT: Tony has changed their name to Hand_Solo ]
[ Juice->CHAT: Z_the_Mutt has changed their name to Mutt_Skyfucker ]
[ Juice->CHAT: Tobias_Greenich has changed their name to Doobie ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: (do the underscores)
[ Juice->CHAT: Doobie has changed their name to Doobie_Wan_Canole ]
Doobie_Wan_Canole: (yea, forgot em)
Hand_Solo: Maaaan...I so wish I had today off.
Doobie_Wan_Canole: I have tomorrow off
Doobie_Wan_Canole: huzzah!
Princess_Lay_Ya: yay
Mutt_Skyfucker: I have to work at four.
Princess_Lay_Ya: wah
Princess_Lay_Ya: ok, who is yoda and who is Jaba the slut
Princess_Lay_Ya: POET SOMEONE
Princess_Lay_Ya: WE NEED A JABA THE SLUT
Mutt_Skyfucker: poet yoda
Princess_Lay_Ya: HoeDa?
Mutt_Skyfucker: Ho duh
[ Juice->CHAT: Salaman has changed their name to Grope-a_Set ]
Mutt_Skyfucker: I get it. Boba Fett
[ Juice->CHAT: Guest47 has changed their name to Cyo ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: JA
Princess_Lay_Ya: WTF
[ Juice->CHAT: Cyo has changed their name to guesty ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: get off my name you screweh bastard
guesty:
poetfox: By far, these are the most amazingly wonderful horrible names ever. I'm not really in the mood at the moment, but if you need me for something, you know... whatever.
Mutt_Skyfucker: thank you, poet
Princess_Lay_Ya: can you be Booba the Slut?
Mutt_Skyfucker: we're going for cheezey here.
Princess_Lay_Ya: or Hoe Da?
Mutt_Skyfucker: ITS A PORNO
Mutt_Skyfucker: you order a pizza?
Mutt_Skyfucker: yiff yiff yiff
poetfox: Gods, such a hard choice. Heh.
Mutt_Skyfucker: tv repair man!
Mutt_Skyfucker: yiff yiff yiff
Hand_Solo: I remember seeing a link to the porn film parody name website, which was an archive of real porn fims based on films, such as Bitanic and the like.
poetfox:
Princess_Lay_Ya: (hey, anything is sexier than my Gollum/ent pron)
Princess_Lay_Ya: (long story short, he lost the ring and has splinters)
[ Juice->CHAT: <<< guesty rockets out of Juice->CHAT ]
Doobie_Wan_Canole: (ooch...splinters in sensitive areas...
Princess_Lay_Ya: save me mutt
Mutt_Skyfucker: Saving Ryan's Privates?
Princess_Lay_Ya: lord of the g-strings
Mutt_Skyfucker: You've got Male genitalia
Mutt_Skyfucker: Lion Fling
Princess_Lay_Ya: Orgasm before christmas
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Ack, I'm too tiiiiired to be witty... =.=
Hand_Solo: Friday the 69th
[ Juice->CHAT: <<< poetfox walks out of Juice->CHAT. ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: XD
Princess_Lay_Ya: ok, we get into our ship
Princess_Lay_Ya: the....
Princess_Lay_Ya: whats the ships name
Hand_Solo: Milleninum Fukkin'
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Kehehe
Princess_Lay_Ya: ty
Princess_Lay_Ya: and our faithful bot
Doobie_Wan_Canole: MSTRB8
Mutt_Skyfucker: nice
Hand_Solo: DV-DA
Princess_Lay_Ya: Mstrb8 works
Princess_Lay_Ya: where is ham
Mutt_Skyfucker: B8 for short
[ Juice->CHAT: Grope-a_Set has changed their name to HAR-D2 ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: we need ham
Princess_Lay_Ya: or boa
Princess_Lay_Ya: or art
Mutt_Skyfucker: They be asleep.........nooooooooooooooooo!
Mutt_Skyfucker: That's impossible!
Hand_Solo: Oh come on, we arent desperate.
Princess_Lay_Ya: he will behave
[ Juice->CHAT: >>> Guest399 jumps into Juice->CHAT. ]
Hand_Solo: Yes, I fucked your father! Look deep within yourself, you know it to be true!
Mutt_Skyfucker: We need a name for the Force
Doobie_Wan_Canole: We need something to replace the Force.
[ Juice->CHAT: >>> Kinsmir jumps into Juice->CHAT. ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: the orgasm
HAR-D2: the Forks?
Kinsmir: 0.0
Mutt_Skyfucker: Thinking like Jedi, we are Doobie Wan
Kinsmir: 0.0
Hand_Solo: Why not just got with the Farce?
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Yes, young Skyfucker.
Princess_Lay_Ya: how about
Princess_Lay_Ya: the oh nvm
[ Juice->CHAT: <<< Guest399 crawls out of Juice->CHAT. ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: BONER
Hand_Solo: Oooh! The Facial! That means that we have to end with porno popshots!
Princess_Lay_Ya: may the boner be with you
Mutt_Skyfucker: Farce makes sense
Doobie_Wan_Canole: I was gonna say Spunk
Princess_Lay_Ya: may the erection be with you
Mutt_Skyfucker: Spooge
Princess_Lay_Ya: may the FAP be with you
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Fap...has a nice ring...
Mutt_Skyfucker: YES
Mutt_Skyfucker: Fap. I vote for Fap.
HAR-D2: use the Fap!
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Use the Fab, Mutt!
Hand_Solo: Fap!
HAR-D2: I mean, bleep-bleep
Doobie_Wan_Canole: *fap
Princess_Lay_Ya (whispers to Kinsmir): will you be Jaba the slut?
Mutt_Skyfucker: Who didn't see that coming?
[ Juice->CHAT: Kinsmir has changed their name to Jaba_the ]
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Kehehehe, not me
[ Juice->CHAT: Jaba_the has changed their name to Jaba_the_slut ]
Jaba_the_slut (private): act feme?
Princess_Lay_Ya: (pariah would have been the best jaba)
Princess_Lay_Ya (whispers to Jaba_the_slut): no, just do as you want
Hand_Solo: No, no, first you have to be 'rescued' in the prison block.
Princess_Lay_Ya: yer not jelly tho
Princess_Lay_Ya: mama needs to see this
[ Juice->CHAT: >>> KittyKat jumps into Juice->CHAT. ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: will someone email a copy of this to moma later?
Mutt_Skyfucker: Yo Kitty
Princess_Lay_Ya: KITTY
Princess_Lay_Ya: will you be Hoe_da
KittyKat: Hello
Hand_Solo: Well as I'm likely to be off before we even get going it'll have to be somone else.
Princess_Lay_Ya: no, we dont have to do anything
Princess_Lay_Ya: just inspire mama
[ Juice->CHAT: HAR-D2 has changed their name to FU-C2 ]
KittyKat: Well this is cute
FU-C2: That's much better
Princess_Lay_Ya: (i liked hard2D2 better)
[ Juice->CHAT: Kobayen is back ]
Kobayen: Finally.... now I have... 3 hours.... to draw and paste it all. Just marvellous.
Kobayen: I'm so smart sometimes >.>
Princess_Lay_Ya: your name is hand solo for a reason
Mutt_Skyfucker: Ice on the cooch?
[ Juice->CHAT: FU-C2 has changed their name to C-llatio ]
[ Juice->CHAT: >>> YoTe opens the door, looks around and enters into Juice->CHAT. ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: we still need a Hoe-Da
KittyKat: I cant think of anything clever.
Princess_Lay_Ya: or a spooda if its a giy
Jaba_the_slut: No Lay ya
Princess_Lay_Ya: guy*
Princess_Lay_Ya: lay ya wat?
Princess_Lay_Ya: none of them speech
Princess_Lay_Ya: YiffYiff binks
[ Juice->CHAT: Jaba_the_slut has changed their name to YifYiff_Binks ]
C-llatio: We're doomed
Princess_Lay_Ya: yifyifboobs
Princess_Lay_Ya: XD
Hand_Solo: God...someone turn off the cg! Admittedly pod-emptying races would be fun.
Princess_Lay_Ya: all aboard the melinium fuckin
[ Juice->CHAT: YifYiff_Binks has changed their name to YiffYiffBoobs ]
Doobie_Wan_Canole: C-llatio...say "We're Boned"
KittyKat: lol
C-llatio: We're boned
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Kehehehe
Princess_Lay_Ya: may the Fap be with you
Doobie_Wan_Canole: The Fap will be with you. Always.
Princess_Lay_Ya: thank you doobie wan
C-llatio: Let the nookie win
Hand_Solo: We need to engage the hyperdrive systems, but we dont have enought yiff energy! Quikly, start yiffing!
Princess_Lay_Ya: where did our nookie Kobacca go?
Kobayen: I'm not taking part on this, my final project is due 2:30h from now
YiffYiffBoobs: Boobie wan
C-llatio: whirrrrrrrr
KittyKat: How do you change your name?
Princess_Lay_Ya: slash nick name
Doobie_Wan_Canole: type /nick and your name
C-llatio: or click on Profile
[ Juice->CHAT: KittyKat has changed their name to Kittybaka ]
Princess_Lay_Ya: noooooo
Princess_Lay_Ya: SuckBacca
Princess_Lay_Ya: or something
C-llatio: It was a fair move
Princess_Lay_Ya: BlowBacca
Kittybaka: Now I feel like part of the club
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Poonbaka
Princess_Lay_Ya: YES
Princess_Lay_Ya: PoonBacca
YiffYiffBoobs: PEw Back
YiffYiffBoobs: Bacca*
Hand_Solo: No, no, Nookies communicate in lustful groans and grunts.
Princess_Lay_Ya: lol
Kittybaka: Well I still want to be Kitty a little bit
Princess_Lay_Ya: CoochBacca
C-llatio: Give in to the power of the Back Side
Kittybaka: lol
Princess_Lay_Ya: LOL
Princess_Lay_Ya: YES
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Young Skyfucker, beware the power of the Back Side
Hand_Solo: Thats no moon, thats the... PORN STAR!
Princess_Lay_Ya: Pron star
Princess_Lay_Ya: PRON star
Princess_Lay_Ya: wait, where is yoda
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Yiff Star
C-llatio: the Pron Star is mooning you
Hand_Solo: Yep, thas what I meant.
Princess_Lay_Ya: (cant do yiffstar)
Doobie_Wan_Canole: Aww
Doobie_Wan_Canole: (damn yiffstar)
Princess_Lay_Ya: (yes)
Doobie_Wan_Canole: (getting in the way)
Princess_Lay_Ya: (mmhmm)
Princess_Lay_Ya: Yotang
Princess_Lay_Ya: yoda
Princess_Lay_Ya: hmm
Princess_Lay_Ya: WHO IS YODA
Kittybaka: So, before I get too confused, who is everyone really?
Princess_Lay_Ya: im Cyo
Princess_Lay_Ya: the director
Princess_Lay_Ya: muttskyfucker is Z
[ Juice->CHAT: YiffYiffBoobs has changed their name to SpooDa ]
SpooDa: Me feels the yiff in you
Princess_Lay_Ya: ok, kins, your line is "may the fap be with you"
Kittybaka: And young skyfucker would be...Z?
SpooDa: may the fap be with you
Princess_Lay_Ya: perfect
Princess_Lay_Ya: who is hand solo?
Mutt_Skyfucker: Z is me!
Kittybaka: Tony
Princess_Lay_Ya: ah
Kittybaka: Okay, now I'm straightened out.
C-llatio: You know yesterday was Star Wars Day, right?
Hand_Solo: Ok, I'm ready for my closeup!
Mutt_Skyfucker: I didn't
C-llatio: As in "May the Fourth be with you"
Doobie_Wan_Canole: I'm ready for more than a closeup. :3
Princess_Lay_Ya: ok, LUBE CAMERAS ERECTION!
C-llatio: get it?
Princess_Lay_Ya: (NO)
Princess_Lay_Ya: (O.yes)
[ Juice->CHAT: >>> WildChild opens the door, looks around and enters into Juice->CHAT. ]
WildChild: Hello
Hand_Solo: Hi! Join in the fun!
Princess_Lay_Ya: we are doing out own Pron wars
Princess_Lay_Ya: yiff*
Hamham: you wrong?
Princess_Lay_Ya: YAAAARH
Hamham: wrang?
Mutt_Skyfucker: Wild Child is Kitty, ne
Princess_Lay_Ya: no action yet
Princess_Lay_Ya: yes ham ham, we need a witness
WildChild: Spoil my fun Mutt
Hamham: O.o
Kobayen: Welcome ^^ You entered The Tub in a insane moment. Surrender to it, o just go insane with the mere sight of it. Thank you ^^
Princess_Lay_Ya: to the greatest pron of all time
Kittybaka: Wild is my arch nemesis
C-llatio: What's the title? Star Porns?
[ Juice->CHAT: Hamham has changed their name to Chewbuttyeah ]
Hand_Solo: A long time ago, in a bedroom far, far away...
SpooDa: used belive i it is
Princess_Lay_Ya: (allright ham)
Chewbuttyeah: Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
[ Juice->CHAT: WildChild has changed their name to HoDa ]
HoDa: That fits
SpooDa: No, there be only one fake Yoda, me that be
HoDa: ok lemme think....
Hand_Solo: Episode 3; Revenge of the Yiff!
Chewbuttyeah: Hehehe
Princess_Lay_Ya: hah
Kobayen: (Uh, there's no Light Side of the force, never mentioned explicitlyy, remember? So there shouldn' be a front side)
Doobie_Wan_Canole: (Ahh, touche)
Chewbuttyeah: (??)
Art: Hey Boa. Long time no talk to
Princess_Lay_Ya: (jus go with it ham,ive never seen themovies)
Art: What's up?
Doobie_Wan_Canole: (we need a name for Jedi...)
Chewbuttyeah: (jackoffs)
Princess_Lay_Ya: (no)
Princess_Lay_Ya: (Jedic!)
Princess_Lay_Ya: (no)
Kittybaka: jacki
Princess_Lay_Ya: (Jerkoff)
Chewbuttyeah: (i just said that :P)
Princess_Lay_Ya: http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b294/Cyote/poppp.jpg
Kittybaka: I know...
Doobie_Wan_Canole: (Pedi...but thats bad....)(
Kittybaka: jeez
YoTe: [oh man toba thats wrong]
[ Juice->CHAT: Chewbuttyeah has changed their name to Hamham ]
C-llatio: Redeyes?
[ Juice->CHAT: HoDa has changed their name to WildChild ]
Hamham: kok that was boring
WildChild: I like me better.
Hand_Solo: Awwww!
Princess_Lay_Ya: ok, brb
Princess_Lay_Ya: IM MAKING A STAR WARS PRON ROOM
[ Juice->CHAT: Doobie_Wan_Canole has changed their name to Tobias_Greenich ]
[ Juice->CHAT: C-llatio has changed their name to Salaman ]
Art: OKAY...........Art rolls his eyes
[ Juice->CHAT: Kittybaka has changed their name to KittyKat ]
[ Juice->CHAT: Hand_Solo has changed their name to Tony ]