Sig - Description

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Disclaimer! I've gotten a lot of flack from people via PM's, and in open chat. Thus, I just wanted to clarify something. The term "Furry" and the term "Anthro" are two totally different things. Anthropomorphic is a broad term, whereas Furry is specific. Anthropomorphism is giving something non-human, human traits. Hell, the Brave Little Toaster was an "anthro". Furry, for all you people bothering me, is a reference to the Furry Fandom. I'm pretty sure Sig is a example of anthropomorphism rather than a Human dressing up in a fursuit.

The fact of the matter is furries are anthros, but not all anthros are furries. "Anthropomorphic" has been around long before the term "furry" was coined (or even that fandom for that matter).

Case in point. FURRIES ARE ANTHROS, BUT NOT ALL ANTHROS ARE FURRIES.

"Well Sig, tell us a little about yourself!"

"Uhh..what would you like to know?"

"Well, for starters, what exactly are you?"

"Me? I'm a Carpathian wolf".

"Carpathia eh? Brrrr!!"

"Yeah..gets a little cold there."

"Alright, second question! How old are you?"

"I am twenty three years young!"

"Ahh, still in your prime! You must be quite the lady killer."

"Haha!.. If only that were the case."

"SO! How have things been since you moved to the states?"

"Things have been great! It helps with me being closer to the band, now that we don't have to fly and meet up whenever we want to practice or work on some new material. Things are much easier now."

"Excellent! Though, don't you miss Sweden now and then?"

"Of course, but this is my home now!"

"So, anything you wanna say to everyone?"

"Umm..just hello I guess. Please treat me kindly!! Or I'll rip out your intestines through you ass and strangle ya with 'em!"

Thus ends the interview with Sigurd Gieolette, the lead guitarist for the break through Heavy Metal band: The Dead Gods. Promptly after the interview, he made out with a camera-woman, drank an entire bottle of Golschlager..and passed out in the Team 6 news van..

Later that day, he was spotted wandering through the F.A.O Schwartz, pressing all the buttons on all the “Try me now” toys. After that, he once again passed out..this time while in the middle of a “Can Can” with The Naked Cowboy.

Welcome to the States Sig.

(For the sake just having it, here is a small bio!)

Name: Sigurd Gieolette.

Age: 23

Height: 6'1

Weight: 160lbs (He's all fur!)

Eyes: Yellow

Fur: White, dappled with grey.

Notable Features: 26 piercings.

Ears: 16

Tongue: 5

Nose: 1

Left Eyebrow:2

Both nipples.

Orientation: Straight

Likes: Music, German beer, The cool night air.

Dislikes: Uncaring people, Hack musicians, Spicy food.

Things I like: Original ideas, exotic females, girls with attitude (No subby wimps!), scenes including adventure, a battle of the bands?

Things I dislike: Canon characters (Your profiles ripped from Wikipedia are so impressive! Seriously, you have a brain. Be creative! Otherwise, go rot.), character's with a made up sexuality, players who change the sexuality of a character to fit THEIR needs (If you're going to play something canon..at least do it by the book.), and last but not least, hypocrites.

Such notable things were the mainstay in Sig's life. After bursting out of a small town in Sweden, his life hasn't been anything but normal! Though, his newfound fame hasn't gone to his head. Whereas he might be a well known face in his homeland and Europe, he's relatively a stranger in the United States. This leaves him to be more “normal” in the eyes of the general public, considering the average Joe probably doesn't know who he is.

Sig, on the outside, gives off the persona of one that is always looking for a good time. It seems the aesthetics of life bore him, and that the only way for him to fill this void, is well..an excess of life! However, this is hardly the case. Years of parties, clubs, venues and touring, has left him emotionally drained. If anything, Sig just wants to pour himself a nice cold lager, grab the “Hell Bent for Leather” vinyl and softly rock the night away.

Aside from the little gig every now and then, Sig spends most of his time just..being Sig. The royalties keep rolling in, and he's in no position to complain! He can often be found lounging about, pondering what to do with all this newfound time he has acquired. Playing video games, driving with no clear destination in mind are some of his favorite activities as of late.

Aside from the rather “boring” exterior, Sig is actually quite the accomplished musician. Being classically trained since the age of 8, there doesn't exist a guitar that his fingers cannot tame. He can play many a variety of stringed instruments, including sitars and mandolins! Though..his most used equipment has to be custom made, considering the unusual shape of his hands. However, once he gets his hands on something, it doesn't take him long to get used to it. Bow before the might of mastering instruments!

Just because he may have a net worth of millions, doesn't mean that he isn't down to earth. After all, he came from a very simple upbringing. Much to someones surprise, the most uplifting comment from his fans, is that he “gets them”. Much to the chagrin of larger record labels, this isn't far off from the truth. Sig often goes out of his way to talk to any of his fans. Autographs, pictures..you name it! Although, he hasn't had anything like that happen ever since he moved to the U.S.

All in all, Sig just likes to think of himself as “just one of the crowd”, feeling that his fame and money are just superficial, and shouldn't dictate how he lives his life. If you ever see this wolf around, feel free to say hello! He'll probably treat you to cheeseburgers and Mountain Dew!

(Now, regretfully, this is the part where I spew a bunch of OOC babble. However, you MUST read it, or the odds are you'll never get a response from me, ever.)

(I must reiterate this again, since I feel that I have to. Sigurd is not a “Furry”. He never was, and never will be. If you refer to him as such, I will ignore you. He is only “furry” in the sense that he is covered with fur.)

(Sigurd is not a wild animal, so if you're asking him to jump around, snarl and rape your girl/loli/thing, don't expect it. He's much to civilized for that. However, he can, and likes to get a bit rough in his love making.)

(To expand upon the statement above, Sigurd is a citizen. He has a job, he works, has his own place to live just like anyone else. Thus, I don't appreciate comments like “How does a wolf get money, he's a wolf! Hurr..hurrr..”)

(Patience is a virtue. If you PM me, and I can't get to you right away, please don't send MORE PM's about the aforementioned PM's. It just makes you look immature. Also, if the first things out of your mouth is "RP?" or "Wanna RP?", I'll probably look you over. It isn't for a reason so arrogant as "I'm on an RP site, of course I want to RP. Its just that my mood can vary, and sometimes I'm not up for it as the moment. I suppose the main reason I dislike it is it makes it look as if you are more interested in RPing than caring about ME. I'm only Human afterall, treat me like one.)

(Please, for all that is holy..punctuate. Punctuate and I will love you forever, and ever and ever and ever! Nothing quite kills my mood than a string of run on sentences that looked as if a chimp having a seizure mashed his face on the keyboard.)

(Now, despite what you might think, yes, I can Multi-Para RP. I can One-Line, Semi-Para, Para..and Multi-Para. However, I am no writer. Extended and long post can take me a while, since I am not used to typing out large volumes of text in rapid succession. However, if you are kind enough to give me the time I need, I will more than gladly try to best you if possible.)

(Alright, with that being said, I am done! The rest is up to you. If you ever so desire, PM me!)