sammie the hammie was a small guy
not very tall, only four foot high
his butt was quite round, his tail but a nub
ruff him up and he'll bite you, bub
Sammie the hammie loves cookies and cake
but a hot dicking does a happy sammie make
his feet are quite tiny, his hands as well
if you dont like him, just go to hell
his peen is quite small, five inches, erect
he's happy with his tiny, minuscule defect
fettishes he has many, friends he has none
a dicking he wants, a dicking for fun
Fill hi with spoo as fast as can be
a happy lil sammie, will stay happy, you see?