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Okay. Check it out, peoples. Due to the staggering amount of idiocy generated around hermaphrodite-based characters, I'm gonna have to enforce a few ground rules. Read 'em and weep.
DO NOT:
1: Greet me with anything remotely resembling, "Hi"; "Hey whats up"; "OMGHermhumphumpspoo!!!1"; or "Pardon my intrusion"
2: Call me pet names, UNLESS you know me.
3: Try to pick up on me if I don't seem interested.
4: Try to sex me up in less than two and a half lines. And that's just pushin' it.
And never...
5: ASSUME THAT BECAUSE I AM A HERM CHARACTER, I AM A YIFF-HAPPY TEXT-FUCKING NERDLY SKANK.
That'll get you in really bad with me.
Oh, and also- I am NO ONE'S pet. Or mistress, for that matter. No one can tame this 'un! So don't even try. <3
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Right, now onto the good stuff. =^_^=
Name: Mira del Roi
Age: 19
Sex: Herm, yo!
Specie: American Jackalope
Height: 5'9''
Weight: 140 lbs.
Build: Athletic
Eyes: Golden yellow
Fur: Cream/white
Hair: Cerulean
Clothing: Well, look for yerself. There's a picture down below, 'ya know.
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Background/History:
Well, how do I put this? A lotta people roundabouts may have had some magical, intense, amazing/traumatizing past. And good for them. Mira, however, is not one of those people. She was raised in a suburban town by some middle class parents, attended public schools, made average grades. She's attending college, majoring in Psychology. And she's holding a 'B' average. So yeah. Nothin' special.
Mira's a pretty easy-going girl. No. Not herm. She doesn't like being referred to in a special manner. It's 'she', not 'shi'. Same goes for 'her'. Special pronouns like that just get annoying after a while. But anyway, Mira's a free spirit. Being quite athletic, she's got a swimmer's body: Smooth, flawless curves, though not TOO vuluptuous, a nice round behind, not TOO apple-bottomed, a decent C-cup, and, of course, the endurance of a marathon runner. And that goes for BOTH sides of her. Swimming is probably Mira's favorite hobby, besides the occasional video game or movie outting. She LOVES to cook, and is quite adept at it. Her favorite style of food is tied between Thai and Cajun. She loves any kind of music that can give her a good vibe.
Oh, and kinks...Those're fer YOU people to figure out... =^_^=
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That's...pretty much all I've got for right now. I'm sure this profile'll grow as I use it more, so stay alert in case I switch things up on 'yas!
Toodles!
-The Management-
