And here we have.... A dragon? Really? A real live dragon? Damn, I love my job!
Okay! Ready for your interview?
"Uhh... 'Kay!"
Alrighty! First question! What's your name?
"Nicolau! Nice to meat you~"
Hi there, Nicolau! I can't tell you how great it is being able to talk to a dragon!
"Uh... That's good~"
Heh... Yeah... Anyways! Tell us a few things about yourself!
"I think it'd be easier if you asked me questions... It's a little difficult to talk about myself ^^;"
Well okay! First off, tell our readers a little about your appearance.
"Well... I'm a feral dragon. About the size of, what, a horse? I guess, it works. Most of my body is black except for the underside of my body, from my chin to the tip of my tail, my wings, the bottom of each paw, my skin, and my claws. Those parts are all a bluish-purple."
Ooh... Sounds very pretty~ Now... Your skin. Does that include...?
"Include what...? You mean... OH! Erm... Well yeah, it does..."
Mmm. Well since we're on the subject, why don't you talk about that?
"Uh... Alright, why not? I guess I'll just go with the basics... It's about ten inches long, with a short row of small barbs going from the underside of the tip, down about a couple inches, then there's another short row down on the last couple inches, just under my... Well my knot. Heh... The whole thing is about... I guess a couple inches thick at least. Maybe a bit bigger."
Oh I see... That sounds delicious. Now uh... For the sake of anatomical correctness, is that sheath and balls or...?
"Well why don't you take a look and see? If uh, that's allowed, of course."
Oh! Well... It's not *not* allowed...
"Okay, let me just lean back for you then."
-short pause-
Wow... I guess that's a yes then... And the same color as your underbelly too... Erm... How about kinks? What do you enjoy doing?
"Well the big one would probably be sheath play. I just *love* having my package played with, even if it doesn't lead to anything else. Just after that would most likely be breath control. Mostly on the receiving end."
My, that does sound like a lot of fun... Now uh, lets get off this topic... Lets talk more about your personality. Heh...
"Well I'm a playful dragon... Really hyper most of the time, so don't be surprised if I pounce you at all."
Aww, well isn't that cute~? .... Oh no, it looks like we're running out of time, actually... Is there anything else you'd like to add?
"No... The only thing I can think of would be the fact that I enjoy the company of male and female alike. I'm really not that picky. Even herms can have a bit of dragon, though that's a little more rare... I usually have to be in the mood for that."
Well okay, there you have it! Nicolau, the rather attractive dragon. I'm sure he wouldn't mind if you came up to say 'hi'. He definitely seems friendly~
"Haha, yeah... Thanks for the interview, it was pretty fun to talk about myself~ See ya!"
(Oh and, for all you readers out there, I'm prone to disconnecting, thanks to my poor internet connection, so sorry in advance!)