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Subject:Mally_the_Cat
You Just Lost It!
I know it's a shitty profile, but I would welcome advice/constructive criticism
I have wireless, which sometimes decides to cut out on me or lag out. If I disappear suddenly, that's why
Also, I have a tendency to get distracted, especially when my ADHD kicks in. So if I suddenly become unresponsive, don't take it as an insult.
Finally, just because everyone else is putting a warning in, and I figure I'll put one at the top, where all you non-reading lazy sumbitches can get to it. I have a sense of humor. Also, I'm a bit of a bitch/asshole/bastard/insult of choice. These two traits often coincide. Don't get all butthurt if I happen to be a bitch/asshole/bastard/insult of choice to you, or if I make an insulting joke. Don't get mad if I make a joke involving race, orientation, religion, or whatever else you might get butthurt about. Yes, I realize that this is the internet, making everything I say fall into the category of "Serious Business" but seriously, fuck off. A wise man once said....
Alright, I'm going to say this, because I tend to get this a lot: So-and-So: Mally the Cat> You have a PENIS? *insert varying degrees of shock here*
Yes, sometimes I have a penis... sometimes I don't... if you're curious as to this, read the damn profile! it says it right there
Mally is a tiger, striped the typical orange and black, about 6 feet in height. at first glance, she appears to be just a busty female tiger, and when she wants to be, she will be... in fact, she has the ability to turn her clitoris into a throbbing hard-on
While not a true herm, this ability (magical in nature) does lend her the appearance of when when she has the clit/cock out.... (pic of this form at bottom) however, she can keep it from coming out, and just be a regular (if somewhat topheavy) tigress
Translation: Mally is not a herm. She is a futa. Yes, there is a difference.
Mally is not just here for yiff, and while very whisper friendly, don't expect anything. She mostly enjoys playing, some flirting, and a good conversation. She LOVES discussion about books, and D&D is a favorite pastime (both for the character and myself :p)
Basic stats
height: 6'
weight: mostly in her chest :P
Eyes: green
age: late 20's
fur: orange and black...
Hair: Varies, currently Blue! (ya gotta have blue hair :p)
breasts: 40DD
penis: 8 inches (when out)
Clothing: (optional, depending on me mood :P) A variety of outfits, typically she dresses casually, in blue jeans, a black Pink Floyd t-shirt, and a Black Fedora-type hat. Occasionally she will add a brown jacket and glasses, either with or without clip-on sunglasses
she also possesses a rather conservative black and blue dress
I would very much appreciate anyone who could find/draw pictures of this character. Hopefully, someday I will have money, so I can commission people, but at the moment, I'm broke-ass... grrr
Personality/Some History:Mischievous, Very Laid-back at times, prone to sudden bouts of energetic silliness.Loves to have fun ^_^
LOVES to read, and will raid libraries on a regular basis... She will read just about anything, but she tends to prefer fantasy, science fiction, and especially old books... the mustier the tome, the better (Tome... i like that word XD)
It was actually her love of books that led to her ability for magic, having stumbled on a back room at her favorite library. She found several books on arcane arts, and read them cover to cover... several times...
After having read through all of them, she thought she would try out some of the magic, but the only magic it seemed safe to practice (you know, the kind that wouldn't set fire to anything) was a rather perverted spell indeed...
She used it, and.. well... I'll bet you can figure out what happened...
She does in fact know other magic, but she tends not to use it here, since much of it is destructive in nature, and other spells just don't seem to have situations arise that call for them. She does rather enjoy the mischief she can cause with some of the illusions she learned, whether for harmless, mischievous fun... or darker, more spiteful uses :p ....
Lab Rat is awesome. Why, you ask?
Because fuck yeah. Also, you don't deserve nipples
Hokai.... That's the somewhat in character bit... now here's some things about Mally the person, eh?
This character is somewhat based on myself, in terms of likes, dislikes, whatnot. I believe i mentioned a love of D&D... I've been playing for years, and I started a new campaign with some friends a while back.
Current D&D status:
DMing: Current Party Stats
LG Human Monk 12
LG Human Paladin 12
NG(?)Favored Soul with some other classes.
CN Half-Vampire Warlock 7/Ranger 4/Hidden Whip 2
Party Status: In the Core of the Spire, having quite a bit of difficulty battling a powerful vampire. (Nightfang Spire)
Other characters (currently on extended Hiatus)
3rd level Human Monk, Lawful Neutral.
1st Level Half-Elf Ninja, Lawful Evil
I enjoy anime and manga, and not just the stuff we tend to get here in this side of the world. Feel free to ask me about series, see what I like and dislike. I'm always up for a good discussion on, well.. anything really. You name it. Theology, Politics, Mathematics.... Tea
I'm also big into reading... voracious, really... if I can get my hands on it, and there's printed text, I will more than likely read it, simply for the sake of reading.
I'm a gamer as well, and would love an opportunity to play with others, either new games or old. I will also tend to leap into random games discussion, and not with the typical fanboyish "LAWL XBOX IS HUEG, PS3 COSTS 2 MUCH., WII IS FOR NINTENFAGS" bullshit... god i hate that
although I will make references with some of my /b/tard friends about things being Hueg (yes, spelled and said like that) liek xbox
I am a former /b/tard, by the way. Take that as you will
Though lately I find myself lurking more on /tg/
I may or may not have messengers... *shrug*
Role-playing ability is important if you do want some... while i don't need a whisper a page long describing each and every fiber of your fucking bootlace, i do want something more than "HAY, A GURL, LET'S YIFF"
I do swear, I do yell, I make obscure references, and tend to be very sarcastic. If I am sarcastic towards you, don't whine and assume that you've pissed me off. I'm just naturally sarcastic. If you watch closely, you'll learn to tell when i AM annoyed, but if you were paying attention in the first place, you probably wouldn't have managed to irritate :P
Since I know people want to know these things, here's a list of both things I love, and things i WON'T do...
Good Idea:
BREASTS!: Mally absolutely loves breasts, which is one of the reasons she tends to play more with females and herms than with guys... Big breasts, small breasts, as long as they aren't the size of a small moon, I likes em. I like to play with em, nuzzle, squeeze, suck, lick, and just generally molest them. Boobs are neat.
Oh, also, I like having mine played with, though nowhere NEAR as much as I love to play
Blowjobs!: Boys (and herms) this is your chance to shine... I love oral sex, (both giving and receiving) but I absolutely ADORE giving head. Getting it, too, when I've got the clit-cock out, but again, nowhere near as much. You boys make all sorts of fun noises, and the way your toes curl is simply delightful. Just keep in mind, like with the ladies, if your cock requires a trip to the blood bank to get hard without passing out, or can qualify as a WMD, I'm probably going to run away from it.
Giving Pleasure: Mally is very much a dom, in that she WILL (with few exceptions) take control of the sexings... however, she does this so that she can make sure to have her fun by getting the other person off a few times before they start on her. I much prefer giving pleasure to getting it, so if I bat you away when you try and slide your hand in my pants, it's simply because it isn't your turn yet. Occasionally I will be in a mood to let you go first, and just have you fuck my brains out... this is rare, so don't be surprised when I smack you so I can suck on your tits/dick uninterrupted
Flirting: Not really a turn-on per se, but it's definitely something I will be doing a lot of. I will flirt with you, I will be a tease, I might sex you, but I'll tease you even as I do. I'm a cat, what do you expect?
Nibbling: I'm a very orally inclined person... this includes my teeth. I love to do things like suck, nibble, lick, and kiss, be it your cock or your neck, your belly or your elbow... I won't rim you though, so don't even ask
Bad Idea:
Bathroom play (never seen the appeal of covering someone with shit, unless you REALLY hate them, and even then, too much effort :p)
Blood play (a little blood is okay, but I'm not one for having my jugular torn out... I'm a big fan of my body parts, and I'd like to keep them attached)
Vore (eating someone out is one thing, eating them literally is kinda scary)
Anything involving the word �birthing� (I've already come out of a vagina once, I don't care to go back in, much less repeat the experience.)
Transformation (This one i'm really not too averse too... just let me know, and I wanna decide. If you're gonna turn me into a Newt, I want to know I'll get better.)
Nonconsensual (Again, if it's an RP, I will consider it, considering that's exactly what it is... a roleplay. If you actually say no, and I even get the faintest idea that you mean it, I will stop. And of course, if I say i'm having a problem with it,(OOC, of course) you damn well better stop)
Ballooning/Inflation (ummm... While I might be good at parties, it's not as the balloons, except if you're referring to my chest :p... and Inflation is that annoying thing that makes your money worth less than it should be, not a fun thing to try in the sack, thank you)