Gaze upon my grandeur, and shudder.
Khenni with the best. Best profile picture ever:
http://d.facdn.net/art/khenarthi/1313024766.khenarthi_waffles_resize_done.png
New! Under Progress:
http://rh.greydawn.net/browse.php?c=Waffles
Avatar: http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/217/9/9/Waffles_by_Khenarthi.jpg
http://i40.tinypic.com/nclhf4.jpg
Species: Hydra(Pythonish)
Sex: Male
Affiliation(s): Wyborova enterprises
Mate: Profit.
Bitch: Audrey; the amazing hellcat, who puts on little maid outfits and buys me tacos. That's like infinite sex.
Maid: Katie, Malina
Alpha Pet: Blair
Pet(s): Levin, Etna
Demipets: Rain
Second-in-command: Tide
Old portrate:
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1278/randomst5.jpg
What is there to say? A python/housecat. His form resembles a large snake, broadening significantly from the torso to the shoulders. His scales gleamed lightly, no fur adorned his form besides the adorable ears along the top of his hooded head. Scales ranged in color from deep blue to an odd purple. Neon green belly shown brightly as it traveled his underside as well.
He's got a damn monocle too. A beastly monocle of vast reflection and distinction. And now he's a hydra. Hell yeah motherfucker, three heads all handsome n shit. But man do he hate lesbians. So much.
Amaaaazing Gene Picture:
http://i837.photobucket.com/albums/zz293/Hoenheim_of_Light/scan0002.jpg (Check it! Three functional heads for the price of one!)
Telmahri: Ugly or not his brutality makes me want to lick his face.(Quote of the day)
Picture done by OOOOORK!
http://img460.imageshack.us/img460/8739/waffalationxh5.jpg
http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j191/McTDK/Mit%20art/waffles.jpg
Sexy picture by Khenni:
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2010/217/9/9/Waffles_by_Khenarthi.jpg (yes I posted it twice)
And if you think I'm being mean, or cruel...I'm a bloody fucking snake. Suck it up.
My government:
I'm a mostly benevolent dictator
My cabinet is dead to me
Also, I don't associate with people who are too inconsiderate to make a description, even if it's just
"Species:Pythonic Housecat
Sex:Male"
That's all you need, really, it's not hard. If you need help, just ask and I'll help you through the creation process.
People I will -NOT- go near:
(Saving your, and my time. If you want the reason, ask.)
Anyone who "slumps into a corner"
"curls up"
or "sighs" in their opening post.
Quote of the day:
"Etna: You and Drogoon, wouldn't get along so well XD
Waffles: XD is it the rage?
Waffles: It's the rage isn't it?
Etna: Something like that."
LordWaffles: Don't listen to her Aya! She hungers for the blood of the innocent!
LordWaffles: And the burgers of mcdonalds!
"Piss off, ya blightah!"
"Hah. Fex: Homg guyz there'z too much lust in here! *sounds of gunshots echoing with cries of "I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"* I have to go. Bible says so."
"HAHAHAHA XDDDDD I can imagine it now... him blowing into her and her exploding everywhere."
"I can feel your guts with my penis! UNF UNF"
"Shoulder_Devil: I really really want to kill someone right about now...
Waffles (to Shoulder_Devil): didjoo bring me food, woman? >:O"
"Eli: Eff Laws
Eli: Slew a FF"
(Anagramtastic)
"NotWaffles:Oops, forgot my hat."
Talon_Tiller: wierdly enough waffles, you are right
Silver: I've got to agree with Waffles here.
"Cyo: I lied."-Monday, December 3rd, 6:26pm (Cherish it always)
"Waffles: KOBAAAAA
Waffles: Let's jam >.>
Kobayen: Yo, Waffles! XD
Waffles: *KABONG*
Waffles: XD
Kobayen: draws his --
Kobayen: falls to the floor unconscious X.x
Waffles: ^-^ It's a christmas miracle!"
"Eva_Rose: btw: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME SO STOP PRETENDING LIKE YOU KNOW A GODDAMNED THING ABOUT ME OR MY REASONS!"
"Katie: You will pay with your blood, snake )) X3"
"Papi: you fucking child of the internet. heartless ball of self-satisfaction perfectly content with letting the world burn around him."
2. That of Angron. It will be printed in the form of a diary, and contain no real narrative. Just crayon-drawings of himself doing stuff, mostly killing people he doesn't like, with half-sentences ridden with profanity abounding; like "FUCKING SHIT, EMPEROR, COWARD CUNT FUCK" and "KHARN SAYS I NEED TO CHILL. FUCKER." and "SOME DAY I'LL FIND WHO KEEPS DRINKING THE LAST OF THE COFFEE AND NOT BREWING MORE AND I'M GOING TO KILL HIM IN THE FUCKING FACE" This will, of course, go on for 300+ pages. The title of the book could simply be "The Horus Heresy: Observations".
"Inquis: Do warn me? Do you bite?, or can i feed the wildlife"
Waffles: why not me? What objective have I not met besides lacking a vagina?
mamab: you dont seem to have any sense of humanity
Waffles: Which makes a perfect moderator and judge.
IvyWolfe: He was the only one around at the time, you're always too fucking busy screwing whores, drinking, or at school.
LordWaffles: You make me sound like an ambitious rockstar.
"pyro: You're the man."
"pyro: Oh lawdy lawd, I'sa can't believe you ain't da masta alreadeh."
"pyro: Ooowee, I best go back to the fields and start workin' so da oversea ain't gon' whip me no mo'!"
Mocha: anyone whose a bunny is odd
Waffles: I like your style Mocha.
Level One:
Name: It's name is Waffles for it is delicious.
Height:31'5
Weight:???Heavy???
Species:Cobrakin
Level:1
Current EXP:
HP:90
Strength:7
Defense:13
Speed:0
Magic:0
Element:Darkness
Special 1:Envenomed (At worst, Waffles only needs a 25% chance to strike opponents)
Special 2:Monstrous Size (Waffles can attack long range with his tail, but gets no benefits that any equipped weapons give.)
Weapon 1:Pitch Black Blade +2 speed(only for purposes of accuracy, due to weight, counts as "blunt")
Weapon 2:
Weapon Buff:
Skill 1:"Grab'em!" Usable only once every four turns. Only applicable if opponent is attempting to step back(close to reach, reach to ranged) or if they stay in ranged. Negates opponents movement and immobilizes them for a single turn.
Skill 2:Gleaming Eyes (+3 speed whenever fighting in close range)
Skill 3:Pills (0-60%:Pop a few to either gain 1 to each stat and 10 health. 61-100%:Lose 1 to each stat and gain 10 health)
Skill 4:Psychotic (Lose an action to exchange strength and defense values)
Level Ten:
Name: Dreaming of screaming, Waffles
Height:31'5
Weight:???Heavy???
Species:Cobrakin
Level:10
Current EXP:
HP:208
Strength:15
Defense:21
Speed:4
Magic:0
Element:Darkness
Special 1:Envenomed (At worst, Waffles only needs a 30% chance to strike opponents)
Special 2:Monstrous Size (Waffles can attack long range with his tail, but gets no benefits that any equipped weapons give.)
Weapon 1:Pitch Black Blade +5 speed(only for purposes of accuracy, due to weight, counts as "blunt")+5 strength, -5 speed(for purposes of dodging)
Weapon 2:
Weapon Buff:
Armour: Heavy metal plates of spiked, black steel. +15hp/+63 hp
Skill 1:"Grab'em!" Usable only once every four turns. Only applicable if opponent is attempting to step back(close to reach, reach to ranged) or if they stay in ranged. Negates opponents movement and immobilizes them for a single turn.
Skill 2:Gleaming Eyes (+5 speed whenever fighting in close range)
Skill 3:Pills (0-60%:Pop a few to either gain 4 to each stat and 15 health. 61-100%:Lose 4 to each stat and gain 15 health)
Skill 4:Psychotic (Lose an action to exchange strength and defense values)
"ok.. #1, no that hasnt been Cyo messing with peoples accounts and such, from the speach patterns i'm guessing waffles or perhaps a 'waffles lite' ...#2, its somebody using some variation of the refering url trick, if one can aquire someones id number and slip it inna url you become them, usually though that requires people to volunteer the info, so either people have been IM/PMing it when they shouldn't...or they've firgured out a way to deduce that info... either way is trouble, is unclear you can have a web-based chat without id numbers and i'd really rather not turn this place into an IRC channel or something. - from mamab "
Rose: God there were so many dishes x.x
Tonkinese: Your commission will be a picture of you with a bullet wound and Malina crying.
The_Wyld: A proper rouge. a illusion of a fine outstanding gentlemen of the community who on the sly runs it all. either for the better or into the ground to meet his needs. At least, that's the impression I get.
Wyborova: man i haven't hit on waffies in like forever, he just bursts in. gets everyone turned on with his presence, then he vanishes, leaving a trail of wet, wanton pussies on his wake.
Amon: your worse then cyo and ork mixed together in a blender :/(Note:He almost wrote a complete correct sentence here.)
Wyborova: man you're all a bunch of chess pieces but damned if i know whose hand is movin' y'all around
Etna: I hate Reiske.
Nuri: you two are just mean =/
Waffles: Like I give a goddamn flying fuck what a pokemon thinks
Waffles: Mamab let's talk.
mamab: ummmmm... nuu
Juice_Chat: <<< mamab rushes out of Juice_Chat.
Haven't decided if I want a mop or just stick with the sponge on a stick that I bought when my basement flooded after Rose invited people over to do laundry and they used the utility sink as a laundry basket and flooded it...
Describe Waffles in two words!
Caz: Mercurial Serpent
Ryker: Loli cockblocker
Zhelle: Socially Reclusive? >.>
Khan: Monocle'd Bastard
Sully: TwoFaced pancake. =3
William: Fucking amazing
Aya: Awesome Lord-god-thing
Malissa: Pretend Doctor
Cyo: hot, slimy
These are overpoweringly positive hahaha