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Subject:Hannibal
//B.E.S.P. DEPARTMENT OF SCIENTIFIC ETHICS//
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//ACCESSING EMPLOYEE DATABASE//
//EMPLOYEE ID 35-B87//
Photo taken from annual company play
Name: Hannibal Killjoy
Nicknames: Dr. Killjoy
Age: 24
Species: Mongoose
Gender: Male
Eye Color: Brown
fur Color: Brown
Height: 6 feet 5 inches
Weight: 240 lbs
General Clothing: Black pants and boots, complimented by tight faded shirts. The subject has, against regulations, chosen to wear a crimson red lab coat so as to set him apart from the other employees. When asked to change to the regulation white color he refuses, most likely because the board will not fire him due to his scientific prowess and the generous level of support other employees give him. They state he “Livens things up around here...”
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//INCIDENT REPORT 4//
Description: The subject, Hannibal Killjoy, had been working later than the rest of the staff a week prior to the incident. When asked what he was doing after hours in the lab he stated that there was a project he was working on. Security began to get suspicious when a small glass container of crop beetles appeared in his work area. Security was dispatched to remove the container but in the heat of the moment Hannibal tossed the crate in the air, causing the insects to scatter into all areas of the lab. It was learned a moment later that the subject had been feeding the beetles volatile nano-cells (XLR-131) when one of the guards stepped on an insect, causing it to explode and injure the employee. The security guard, ID 38-C41, was rushed to the emergency room.
Damage control:
Pest control called in and the lab was shut down for remainder of day. Hannibal was suspended without pay for one week.Notes:
Hannibal paid a visit to the injured security guard (at his request) so as to sign his cast.//INCIDENT REPORT 5//
Description: Hannibal had taken the day off when the accident happened. Andrew Brown (ID 25-B56) was looking for some notes that belonged to Hannibal and began to search through his desk. When the employee opened the bottom right drawer he activated a trip wire Hannibal had set up, releasing a bufotoxin into his face. The hallucinogen caused the employee to strip off his clothes and trash the lab, screaming “You can’t catch me, I’m the gingerbread man!”
Damage control:
The employee, Andrew Brown, was found in one of the custodial closets and was sent to intensive care until the effects of the bufotoxin wore off. Hannibal was suspended without pay for 4 days.Notes:
Hannibal decided to bring in gingerbread cookies (spiked with aphrodisiac) for the staff when he returned to work, resulting in incident report 6 and another 2 days suspension.//INCIDENT REPORT 8//
Description: The subject, Hannibal Killjoy, was again spending hours after work in the lab a week prior to the incident. It was revealed by one of the employees assisting him that he was working on an agent that caused exponential increase in size and mutation. Security decided to eliminate any chance of something happening and tried to detain Hannibal, but were stopped when he held a hamster hostage with a syringe full of the agent (Which he dubbed ‘the crowd pleaser’). Security tried to dissuade him from making any drastic actions but ultimately failed when Hannibal injected the hamster and dropped it to the floor, fleeing the scene before security could stop him. Eye witness reports of the mutated hamster detailed “tentacles, lots and lots of tentacles”
Damage control:
Hannibal suspended for 4 weeks without pay for reckless endangerment and second-hand sexual assault.Notes:
All victims of the incident reported that they were “extremely satisfied” with the result of the experimental agent.Current status of employee ID 35-B87:
Suspended//CLOSING DISIPLINARY REPORTS//
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